Online Men Poetry Thread

Online men are less scary then men in the flesh. They are numbers and words and pictures. They all say they like to kiss like they have been reading Cosmopolitan which says women don’t like the act as much as the foreplay. I imagine that they dream of throwing away their Viagra and slouching their bellies against my butt cheeks, snuggling and babbling on about their days while I raise my eyebrows facing the wall and talking to my inner self asking why did I think I wanted this when what I want is a man I invent who knows me and who wakes up with a hard-on and jumps who I am.

Margy H. has began this initial thread, feel free to add your own about online love.